For Fantasy Sake

There's going to be a lot of this going on this Sunday in Dallas.Ezekiel Elliott gets to eat up the awful Miami defense, and it's going to be awesome for fantasy players. There's no good way to sum up Week 2 for me, other than thanking the Kansas City Chiefs for being an offensive juggernaut and allowing me to scrape back most of what I lost on the Seahawks-Steelers stacks I ran out. God bless you Patrick Mahomes and Demarcus Robinson.  And you, too, Pats DST.  We're not going for a long soliloquy, this week. We're going to get down to it. The Plays Ezekiel Elliott, RB, $8,900 (vs. Miami) D-O-L-P-H-I-N-S ... what's that spell ...?  If you guessed Dolphins, your'e wrong. Clearly it spells fantasy yum yum. The dumpster fire that is the Miami Dolphins defense is just bleeding points to everyone. Somehow, they're not yielding the most fantasy goodness to opposing running backs, but I expect that to change after this week. Th...

Damien Williams was the preseason darling -- keyword WAS -- before LeSean McCoy was signed by Kansas City. With one of the biggest game totals on the board, Damien Williams will likely be the lowest-owned Chiefs player, and could be one of the best tournament plays on the entire slate.  Lineup building can be somewhat tough in Week 1. There's an overabundance of information on every player, and every tout everywhere seems to find a way to love every player. Some silly writer went a little long in his previous iteration, and his editors told him to cut it down a tad. Also known as ... his girlfriend wasn't exactly thrilled when she found out how much time he'd be spending in front of a keyboard. Not to worry, y'all. No way she reads this. Or, if she does, she won't have even read down this far. Caitlyn, if you are, in fact reading this ... I ... I ... I love you? I'll mow the grass later. And that's a promise. For the purposes of this co...